1
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Tchau!

2
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Ah!

3
00:00:37,400 --> 00:00:38,480
Ah!

4
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[grito]

5
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[grito]

6
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Ah! Eu não acredito nisso.
O que está acontecendo?

7
00:00:55,960 --> 00:00:57,400
Prossiga!

8
00:00:57,520 --> 00:00:58,320
[indistinto]

9
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[risos]

10
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Ah.

11
00:01:01,280 --> 00:01:02,720
Sem piedade!

12
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[suspira]

13
00:01:04,120 --> 00:01:05,600
Ah!

14
00:01:05,720 --> 00:01:07,720
Estou tentando ler.

15
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Saia daqui!

16
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[suspira]

17
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[risos]

18
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Encantador.

19
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Uau!

20
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[ruídos de videogame]

21
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[zomba]

22
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[bebê chora]

23
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Para onde o mundo está chegando?

24
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Ah! Paz.

25
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Shh!

26
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[risos]

27
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Felicidade.

28
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[música liga]

29
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Hummm?

30
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[rindo]

31
00:02:01,040 --> 00:02:02,520
Shh!

32
00:02:03,360 --> 00:02:05,160
Qualquer que seja?

33
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[zomba]

34
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[volta a rir]

35
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Pronto.

36
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[limpa a garganta]

37
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Ah!

38
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[risos]

39
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[a música continua]

40
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[grunhidos irritados]

41
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[risos]

42
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[bip do computador]

43
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Ah!

44
00:02:41,920 --> 00:02:42,960
Oh!

45
00:02:44,400 --> 00:02:46,080
Ok...

46
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Uau!

47
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[risos]

48
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[computador emite um sinal sonoro]

49
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Hã...

50
00:03:05,000 --> 00:03:05,720
Hum...

51
00:03:05,840 --> 00:03:07,960
[suspira]

52
00:03:08,080 --> 00:03:09,080
[bip]

53
00:03:09,200 --> 00:03:10,480
Ah...

54
00:03:10,600 --> 00:03:11,760
Ah.

55
00:03:12,400 --> 00:03:14,840
Oh. Hum...

56
00:03:14,960 --> 00:03:19,400
Olá.
Eu sou o Feijão. Sr. Feijão.

57
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[risos]

58
00:03:21,560 --> 00:03:24,360
[barulhos de boca]

59
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[murmura]

60
00:03:28,040 --> 00:03:29,280
Sr. Feijão.

61
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[risos, barulhos,
murmura]

62
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[risos,

63
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[bip]

64
00:03:42,560 --> 00:03:44,200
Vamos.

65
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[suspira]

66
00:03:47,400 --> 00:03:47,880
[bip]

67
00:03:48,000 --> 00:03:48,600
Ah!

68
00:03:48,720 --> 00:03:50,800
Sim!

69
00:03:50,920 --> 00:03:52,320
[risos]

70
00:03:57,480 --> 00:03:59,200
[suspira]

71
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[ronca]

72
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[acorda]

73
00:04:14,040 --> 00:04:14,920
Sim!

74
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[risos]

75
00:04:18,080 --> 00:04:19,440
Uh...

76
00:04:19,560 --> 00:04:21,680
O nome é Feijão.

77
00:04:21,800 --> 00:04:23,920
Sr. Feijão.

78
00:04:24,040 --> 00:04:25,000
[risos]

79
00:04:25,120 --> 00:04:26,240
Você! Shhh!

80
00:04:26,920 --> 00:04:28,480
Fora!

81
00:04:28,600 --> 00:04:29,480
Mas, mas, mas eu estava apenas
sobre...

82
00:04:29,600 --> 00:04:30,800
[gritos]

83
00:04:30,920 --> 00:04:33,560
Saia. Saia de cima de mim.

84
00:04:33,680 --> 00:04:35,440
Ai, ai, ai, ai.

85
00:04:36,240 --> 00:04:37,360
Ah.

86
00:04:38,680 --> 00:04:40,680
[suspira]

87
00:04:40,800 --> 00:04:42,200
[bang]

88
00:04:42,320 --> 00:04:43,360
Ah.

89
00:04:44,640 --> 00:04:45,840
[bang]

90
00:04:47,800 --> 00:04:49,080
Ah.

91
00:04:51,320 --> 00:04:57,960
[bipando]

92
00:04:58,080 --> 00:04:59,600
É ele.

93
00:05:00,600 --> 00:05:04,120
[risos]

94
00:05:06,200 --> 00:05:07,560
Ah...

95
00:05:07,680 --> 00:05:10,320
Ei, Sr. Olhar.

96
00:05:10,440 --> 00:05:11,160
[risos]

97
00:05:11,280 --> 00:05:13,080
Boa!

98
00:05:13,200 --> 00:05:14,200
Sim!

99
00:05:14,320 --> 00:05:15,800
[risos]

100
00:05:15,920 --> 00:05:17,160
Hummm.

101
00:05:23,320 --> 00:05:25,000
Boa noite Teddy.

102
00:05:29,200 --> 00:05:30,560
[boceja]

103
00:05:35,440 --> 00:05:37,560
[multidão grita]

104
00:05:37,680 --> 00:05:38,920
[câmera pisca]

105
00:05:39,880 --> 00:05:41,680
[grunhidos assustados]

106
00:05:41,800 --> 00:05:44,560
[chocado]

107
00:05:44,680 --> 00:05:46,400
[multidão gritando,
flashes da câmera]

108
00:05:46,520 --> 00:05:48,440
[suspira]

109
00:05:52,120 --> 00:05:54,040
O quê?

110
00:05:57,560 --> 00:05:58,280
Huh?

111
00:05:58,400 --> 00:06:00,360
Bom dia.

112
00:06:00,480 --> 00:06:03,120
Uma linda xícara de chá
para você.

113
00:06:03,240 --> 00:06:04,800
Oh!

114
00:06:06,960 --> 00:06:08,280
[suspira]

115
00:06:10,480 --> 00:06:14,600
[TV liga,
música de notícias]

116
00:06:14,720 --> 00:06:18,920
E as últimas notícias,
Sr. Bean com mais de trezentos
e cinquenta milhões de visualizações.

117
00:06:19,040 --> 00:06:21,200
Ah...

118
00:06:25,360 --> 00:06:27,920
Ah.

119
00:06:28,040 --> 00:06:30,080
Eu poderia...

120
00:06:30,200 --> 00:06:31,800
Ah, certamente senhora.

121
00:06:31,920 --> 00:06:32,800
Ah...

122
00:06:32,920 --> 00:06:33,760
Prazer.

123
00:06:33,880 --> 00:06:35,200
[risos]

124
00:06:35,840 --> 00:06:36,600
Ah!

125
00:06:36,720 --> 00:06:37,520
[multidão grita]

126
00:06:37,640 --> 00:06:39,040
Bom dia a todos.

127
00:06:39,160 --> 00:06:42,000
Manhã. Manhã.

128
00:06:42,120 --> 00:06:45,280
Obrigado.
Muito obrigado mesmo.

129
00:06:45,400 --> 00:06:47,120
Ah.

130
00:06:47,240 --> 00:06:48,360
Ai!

131
00:06:48,480 --> 00:06:50,560
[risos]

132
00:06:50,680 --> 00:06:53,240
Obrigado. Obrigado.
Obrigado.

133
00:06:57,600 --> 00:06:58,760
[multidão grita]

134
00:06:58,880 --> 00:07:00,160
Olá. Olá.

135
00:07:00,280 --> 00:07:01,560
Boa noite a todos.

136
00:07:01,680 --> 00:07:02,760
Noite...

137
00:07:02,880 --> 00:07:04,720
Ah sim,
você é meu se eu...

138
00:07:04,840 --> 00:07:06,320
Eu poderia apenas, hum...

139
00:07:06,440 --> 00:07:11,480
Xô, Xô!
Vai! Vai! Vai!

140
00:07:11,600 --> 00:07:15,280
Miseur Feijão.
Por aqui.

141
00:07:15,400 --> 00:07:16,600
Ah, obrigado.

142
00:07:26,680 --> 00:07:29,560
[suspira]

143
00:07:29,680 --> 00:07:32,400
Não, não, não.
Senhor Bean, não, não.

144
00:07:32,520 --> 00:07:35,000
Por aqui.

145
00:07:38,040 --> 00:07:39,560
[risos]

146
00:07:45,920 --> 00:07:47,520
Voilá!

147
00:07:47,640 --> 00:07:49,120
[risos]

148
00:07:49,720 --> 00:07:51,080
Ah.

149
00:07:51,200 --> 00:07:53,320
Hum...

150
00:07:53,440 --> 00:07:54,760
Para Miseur Bean tudo de graça.

151
00:07:54,880 --> 00:07:55,680
[risos]

152
00:07:55,800 --> 00:07:57,560
Ah, obrigado.

153
00:07:57,680 --> 00:08:00,720
De rien miseur. De rien.

154
00:08:03,680 --> 00:08:06,360
[homem] Você poderia assinar isso,
Sr. Feijão?

155
00:08:06,480 --> 00:08:08,400
[murmura]

156
00:08:09,080 --> 00:08:09,960
Ah.

157
00:08:10,080 --> 00:08:11,200
[homem] Vá em frente, Sr. Bean,

158
00:08:11,320 --> 00:08:12,240
assine, por favor.

159
00:08:12,360 --> 00:08:14,240
[suspira]

160
00:08:14,360 --> 00:08:15,400
Ok.

161
00:08:15,520 --> 00:08:16,280
[homem] Adorável.

162
00:08:16,400 --> 00:08:18,280
Ah, obrigado.

163
00:08:18,400 --> 00:08:19,880
[mulher]
Por favor, por favor.

164
00:08:20,000 --> 00:08:21,520
[suspira]

165
00:08:21,640 --> 00:08:23,200
Isso é ridículo.

166
00:08:24,040 --> 00:08:25,080
[bebê chora]

167
00:08:38,600 --> 00:08:40,120
Muito bom.

168
00:08:40,600 --> 00:08:41,600
[sinais[

169
00:08:42,600 --> 00:08:43,760
Ah-ha!

170
00:08:43,880 --> 00:08:45,320
[risos]

171
00:08:46,040 --> 00:08:47,480
[multidão gritando]

172
00:08:47,600 --> 00:08:48,880
[suspira]

173
00:08:53,760 --> 00:08:55,000
[multidão gritando]

174
00:08:56,720 --> 00:08:57,640
Ah.

175
00:09:00,120 --> 00:09:01,040
Ah!

176
00:09:02,560 --> 00:09:04,760
[homem]
Sr. Feijão!

177
00:09:04,880 --> 00:09:06,440
Assine aqui, Sr. Bean.

178
00:09:06,560 --> 00:09:07,920
Sr. Feijão!

179
00:09:08,040 --> 00:09:09,640
[batendo]

180
00:09:09,760 --> 00:09:10,880
Tire-me daqui!

181
00:09:14,760 --> 00:09:15,520
[multidão gritando]

182
00:09:19,640 --> 00:09:23,920
[multidão gritando se aproximando]

183
00:09:27,480 --> 00:09:29,200
[suspira]

184
00:09:29,320 --> 00:09:30,280
[bibliotecário]
Feijão!

185
00:09:32,200 --> 00:09:33,640
[Feijão]
Olá.

186
00:09:33,760 --> 00:09:34,400
[homem] Lá está ele!

187
00:09:34,520 --> 00:09:35,880
Ah!

188
00:09:36,000 --> 00:09:37,080
[homem] Pegue ele!

189
00:09:40,440 --> 00:09:42,880
[multidão] Sr. Bean!

190
00:09:44,920 --> 00:09:47,800
[bip prolongado]

191
00:09:53,760 --> 00:09:59,000
Ah! Foi apenas um sonho.

192
00:10:00,160 --> 00:10:01,040
[o bipe para]

193
00:10:01,160 --> 00:10:03,120
Você. Fora.

194
00:10:03,240 --> 00:10:06,400
Com prazer.

195
00:10:07,480 --> 00:10:08,880
Ah!

196
00:10:09,000 --> 00:10:11,240
[risos]

197
00:10:12,120 --> 00:10:13,440
Olá.

198
00:10:15,560 --> 00:10:16,520
Tarde.

199
00:10:16,640 --> 00:10:18,680
[ruídos de videogame]

200
00:10:21,600 --> 00:10:23,080
Boa tarde.

201
00:10:23,200 --> 00:10:25,000
[homem suspira]

202
00:10:25,120 --> 00:10:26,480
[risos]

203
00:10:26,600 --> 00:10:28,840
Ai!

204
00:10:28,960 --> 00:10:30,280
[risos]

205
00:10:59,720 --> 00:11:00,520
[acidente]